Alright, people, let’s talk about the Quick Tongue—the small ass sex toy that looks like a tongue! Yeah, I’m serious.
It’s an anal vibrator that delivers tongue-like stimulation—but no need for awkward dinner conversation after. It’s got that soft, bouncy, flexible action, so you’ll feel like you’re on the receiving end of a professional kiss.
except… you know, a bit more intense. This thing’s got 10 high-frequency strong earthquake modes, so you’ll be wondering if you signed up for a seismic event or a personal pleasure revolution. It’s mute, so no one will know you’re having the time of your life, and it’s waterproof—so go ahead, take it to the tub. It also has remote control vibration—you can be the boss without even getting up from your seat. Plus, with intelligent constant temperature, it’s not just hot—it’s like it knows exactly what you want. Also, did I mention it comes with a USB charger? Because if you’re not charging your pleasure device like it’s your phone, you’re doing it wrong.
