8 Crazy Lesbian Sex Positions You've Got to Try_(You MightLaugh, But lt's Worth lt)

Alright, grab your pillow, get comfortable, and let’s dive into some fun new bedroom antics. If you’re tired of the classic positions—like missionary, cowgirl, and spooning (perfect for those “I just want to cuddle” moments)—then you’ve come to the right place.

 

  Today, we’re stepping things up a notch. Say goodbye to predictable, and hello to some wild, weird, and absolutely hilarious sex positions. These might make you laugh, maybe even scream, and if you’re lucky, you might even fall off the bed (but let’s hope not).

 

  So buckle up—these 8 crazy, odd, yet incredibly fun lesbian sex positions are going to bring some extra spice to your life. Ready?

 

 1.“The Human Pretzel”

 

  Alright, how flexible are you? (If not, now’s the time to start stretching.) The “Human Pretzel” involves one partner lying flat, while the other contorts their body into a twisted, pretzel-like shape, with arms and legs locked around each other. It’s a mix of yoga, acrobatics, and a whole lot of intimacy.

 

  Warning: This might turn into a stretching session instead of a sex session—but hey, at least it’s a workout.

 

 2.“The Unicycle”

 

  This one isn’t just for fitness class anymore! It’s exactly what it sounds like: one partner stands, while the other bends over to support themselves, holding onto the standing partner’s waist. The standing partner rocks forward and backward, while the one bent over swings their legs in the air. Think of it as a sex version of the unicycle… but hotter.

 

  Tip: This one requires a ton of trust, so it’s not one to try after a few drinks. You’ll want to stay focused on balance.

 

 3.“The Scissors”

 

  Who knew scissors could be this hot? In the “Scissors” position, both partners lie side by side, each bending one leg up and over the other, locking into a crisscross position. From here, you can grind together for some added friction and intimacy. It’s like a sex version of a board game—except way more satisfying.

 

  Tip: Synchronizing moans and avoiding leg cramps will make this position even better.

 

 4.“Reverse Cowgirl + The Upgrade”

 

  We all love the classic reverse cowgirl, but why not spice it up? One partner lies back, propped up by pillows, while the other rides them facing away. But here’s the twist: the partner on top leans forward a little, adding a bit of a grind to the mix. This position feels a little more intimate, and it’s a fantastic way to explore deeper penetration.

 

  Warning: This one requires some balance, so don’t try it after a few too many drinks. Focus is key here.

 5. “Double Bed Show”

  This one may sound like a circus act, but it’s all about sharing love and space in a very unique way. One partner lies down with their legs open, while the other straddles their chest, facing down. It’s basically a reverse cowgirl, but with lots of face-to-face contact. It may lead to some “unexpected” moments, but it’s totally worth it.

 

  Tip: Use your hands to help stabilize the movement and avoid slipping. It’s all about stability—otherwise, it could get a little too slippery.

 

 6. “The Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon”

 

  No, this isn’t a martial arts movie, though it might feel like one. In this position, one partner crouches down like they’re about to attack, while the other sits on top, tilting their back slightly. It’s an unexpectedly flexible and intense position that gives both partners control—plus, it looks like you’re ready to save the world.

 

  Warning: This requires some flexibility, and you might need a chiropractor afterward. But hey, it’s worth it!

 

7.“The Bicycle”

 

  Ready for a different kind of ride? In the “Bicycle” position, one partner lies down while the other straddles them, mimicking the motion of pedaling a bike. The movement is a bit like cycling, but with a twist—add some grinding, and it becomes one of the most unexpectedly fun positions.

 

  Tip: Don’t get too caught up in actual cycling thoughts—this isn’t a race, it’s a sex session!

 

8.“Standing 69”

 

  Take the classic 69 position, and add a vertical twist. One partner stands while the other lies beneath, and the one standing brings their head to the right spot. It’s basically the 69 position, but with an added challenge. Don’t let the standing part intimidate you—it’s all about finding balance.

 

  Tip: Make sure you have something to lean against for stability, because gravity is not your friend here. Stability is important—if it’s too unstable, maybe try another position. So, there you have it—8 crazy, weird, and oh-so-fun lesbian sex positions to try. They might seem a bit complicated at first, but hey, the best experiences are often the most adventurous. Just remember—there’s no need for perfection. The goal is to have fun and enjoy each other’s company.

 

  No matter what, keep it light, keep it playful, and let the laughter and pleasure flow. Enjoy the ride!